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Mini Flying Monkeys

Mini flying monkeys
Rubber vomit yellow corn green peas
The store sold everything you didn’t need

Clamshells with painted faces
Bright red lips
Googley eyes and a fuzzy beard

A corn dog air freshener
A ceramic smoking baby
A yodeling pickle

I’d get the dirty old man cane
With a mirror for peaking up skirts
Attached to the bottom

Kevin picked up a pack of garlic gum
Jed snagged a self-inflating whoopie cushion
Quin managed to walk off with a box of stink bombs

I’ll never forget our temerity that day
Our only punishment for stealing
A day of stink bombs garlic breath and fart noises

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